before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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Ron’s just like ‘srsly tho, we’ve been dealing with this shit since 1st year. Dude’ll be fine, you watch. He’s  gonna be walkin in those doors in like three seconds carrying a flock of unicorns he saved from an acromantula’

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When you say “aggressive breed,” I’m assuming you mean “aggressively derpy.”

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